My friend Randy is here to visit, and since he gets car-sick sitting on the back seat of the golf cart (also facing backwards), he gets to sit upfront with Miguel. So I get to watch the island go by from the back seat, and the other night I saw two things I'd never seen before...
Behind us were two women on a moped. First the woman on the back of the moped nuzzled and kissed the neck of the woman driving. Then she reached out and gave her boob a firm squeeze. I swear she was looking at me as she did it - I think she wanted to see my reaction. I don't think my mouth dropped, I'm pretty careful on the golf cart because I know bugs can fly in if you open your mouth. Before it really hit me what I'd just seen they whizzed past us.
Shortly after that we passed two women walking hand in hand along the sidewalk. They were sort of giggling and swerving a bit, like they might have been a bit drunk. Then the bigger woman swerved a bit too much, and the action of her hips caused her shorts to fall right down to the ground. It happened in slow motion - she tried to stop them from sliding down, but wasn't fast enough. There she was in her panties, on the sidewalk of the busiest road on the island, looking for her shorts. I didn't get to see how it ended...
5 comments:
Oh my GOD! LMAO! I think you'd better stay on the back of the cart for awhile longer!
One day I can only hope I lose enough weight that my shorts randomly fall off! I wonder if I will be young enough, by them, to notice?
That is hilarious!!! When we see something like that Frank puts his arms around me basically pinning my arms to my sides. I have no control over my pointing and laughing.
And where was your camera??
You know the expression: Tequila makes your clothes fall off!
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